Ali Trachta

1. Brandi Glanville (Last week: 2) After 19 raucous episodes, last night finally brought season three of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to a close, and despite what proved to be a volatile stock market for Brandi's cred, she ended up coming out exactly where she started: on top. That's......

See also: *Our Real Housewives archives 1. Lisa Vanderpump (Last week: Not ranked) We tried to fight the fits of jealousy but after last night's RHOBH it became totally undeniable that we want to skin Lisa, put her on like a costume, sneak into Villa Rosa and see how long......

See also: *Our Real Housewives archives 1. Brandi Glanville (Last week: 4) Not only did Brandi get (what appears to be) a free trip to Paris, Yolanda Foster threw in a pair of designer shoes because she looked lonely. Dammit if it doesn't it pay to be the poor girl......

See also: *Our Real Housewives archives 1. Ken Todd and Mauricio Umansky (Last week: Not ranked) And to think they were fighting just a few short weeks ago. Look at them now! We can hear their giggles from here......

See also: *Our Real Housewives archives 1. Yolanda Foster (Last week: 8) Yolanda is number one. We feel like we're ... breaking. But you gotta hand it to her this week. She successfully threw a classy party (where nobody threw a tantrum and left) at her ex-husband Mohamed house, which......

See also: *Our Real Housewives archives *Brandi Glanville's Book Drinking & Tweeting: 8 Incredible Revelations 1. Bernie (Last week: Not ranked) It turns out Adrienne Maloof's private chef Bernie has been secretly manipulating the Housewives this whole time and is pretty much the source of all their feuds and legal......

See also: *Our Real Housewives archives 1. Taylor Armstrong (Last week: 5) Just because you're calling the shots doesn't mean you're using your powers for good, but still, Taylor and her rosé-lubricated mouth ended up running the show at Lisa Vanderpump's tea party. (We use the word "tea" loosely since......