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Lil Wayne's "No Worries": Why This Song Sucks

Song: Lil Wayne's "No Worries" See also: Top 60 Worst Lil Wayne Lines on Tha Carter IV History: "No Worries" is the ominous single from Lil Wayne's forthcoming I Am Not A Human Being II. When I was in the ninth grade I thought it'd be a good idea to......
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Chris Brown's "Don't Wake Me Up": Why This Song Sucks

Song: Chris Brown's "Don't Wake Me Up" History: "Don't Wake Me Up" is the hyper danceclub track from Chris Brown's latest album, Fortune. Apparently, wherever it is that Chris Brown was raised, kids are taught that the word "fortune" is a synonym for "poopfest," because that's absolutely what that album......
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I'm writing a book called Bun B's Jumbo Coloring And Rap Activity Book. It's not finished yet, though, so right now it's just a tumblr. It has that name for three reasons. First, because I'm making it with the rapper Bun B -- you know, from UGK, one of the......
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Ke$ha's "Die Young": Why This Song Sucks

Song: Ke$ha, "Die Young" History: "Die Young" is the single from Warrior, the latest album from Ke$ha, current queen of the electropop genre and the current queen of having a dollar sign in your name. See also: Having A Dollar Sign In Your Name Is Awe$ome This song was actually......
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Bob Marley's "I Shot The Sheriff": Why This Song Sucks

Song: Bob Marley's "I Shot The Sheriff" History: "I Shot The Sheriff" was released in 1973. It's important for a number of reasons, but mostly because it made Warren G feel like it was be a good idea if he dressed like a wild west cowboy in 1997*......
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"Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall": Why This Song Sucks

Song: "Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall" History: "Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall" has a bunch of supposed origin stories: One posits that Humpty Dumpty was unlikeable humpbacked king, another that he was a slow-moving shield of armor. I don't know. The only thing they all seem to agree......