Shea Serrano

See also: Cassette Tapes Are Awesome Until You Actually Have To Listen To Them The guy who sells CDs and DVDs in the corner store parking lot near my house? That guy is the tits. I mean, our relationship can only ever be that one way. I don't want to......

Song: Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" History: "Call Me Maybe" is the first single from Jepsen's Curiosity EP. It was actually released last year. She made it and everyone was like, "Eh, thanks," but then Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez tweeted about it AND PEOPLE LOST THEIR MINDS. It's......

Were I an ideal parent, there'd be no real need for a television in our home. My boys and my wife and me, we'd just read books and ride bikes and learn new languages and talk about heavy philosophical shit all day. But I am not. So there is. I......

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You (probably) don't know him, but trust when I tell you that T is a real shitbag. In our little cluster of townhomes, there are six boys who live there. A quick scouting report: There is a family that lives across from us. They have three boys; J and D......

Song: Metallica, "Enter Sandman" History: "Enter Sandman" is a rock song. People talk about it. It sold a few copies. It's been played a few times. My cousin likes it, so there's that. But he also once let us talk him into jumping from the roof to a trampoline as......

Top 20 Worst Bands of All Time Top 20 Sexiest Female Musicians of All Time: The Complete List Top 20 Sexiest Male Musicians of All Time: The Complete List Song: One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" History: "What Makes You Beautiful" is the first single from UK boy band supreme,......

Song: Mystikal's "Shake Dat Ass," featuring Pharrell History: "Shake Ya Ass," or "Shake It Fast" for the simps, is a song from Mystikal's Let's Get Ready album (2000). It was featured in several terribly terrible movies, including Juwanna Mann, where a guy dresses up as a woman and plays professional......

See also: Here Are the Songs They Play at a Middle School Dance About a decade ago I crashed my car. Bad. I still remember it pretty clearly. I had a bad haircut and was driving on the feeder next to a highway and listening to music (maybe Missy Elliott's......

*Top Ten Awkward Electric Daisy Carnival Dance Move GIFs *Ten EDC Girls Who Are Out of My League Song: Fun.'s "We Are Young" History: Fun. are a band from New York. (We are not going to do that period thing anymore.) "We Are Young" is the first single from their......