Caroline Ryder

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Slash Appeals For Lost Kittie on Get The Fuck Up Radio

Caroline Ryder
Rock overlord Slash called for listeners of Get The Fuck Up Radio to keep an eye out for his poor lost kittie-cat Habib, who has been missing since April. The curly-haired guitar god, who was born in Stoke-on-Trent, England, guested on last night's GTFU show and said "My wife really......
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Kids Get Retarded at City Hall, Make Out in Confessionals

Caroline Ryder
Thousands of urban urchins took hits on bowls and marveled at their shroom trails while sitting on the steps of City Hall during the LA Weekly's Detour festival this weekend. Like the end of Ghostbusters, where New York City is thrown into biblical chaos by the demon overlord Zoul, The......
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Get Off My Shuz Or I'll Betch Slap You

Caroline Ryder
  Now you too can learn to talk like a transvestite shoe-whore from Tarzana - and it's all thanks to an educational YouTube movie currently doing the rounds. Entitled 'Shoes', this three-minute gem rocked my shallow world with its tale of Kelly, a JT Leroy-a-like with bigger tits, who goes stiletto shopping with her......
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Eagles of Death Metal Play Loudly

Caroline Ryder
  Right now, this very exact second, I am listening to the Eagles of Death Metal playing "I Only Want You" as they perform live on top of the Arclight building in Hollywood. How is this possible? Is it because I have a super dupa Blackberry or Sidekick allowing me to......

Rock God Goes Jackless

Caroline Ryder
In an e-mail conversation yesterday, Velvet Revolver and Guns N’ Roses rock god Slash confirmed that he has STOPPED drinking ?Jack Daniel’s, something that had been suspected for some time after sharp dips in sales of the Tennessee liquor. Once his most trusty companion, Slash’s ever-present bottle of Jack has......
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Peter Pan to Finally Fuck Wendy in New Larry Clark Movie?

Caroline Ryder
  Imagine if Peter Pan had been a fucked-up teenage vagrant with a permanent hard-on, Wendy had been a cum-drenched junkie living in Brooklyn and Captain Hook had looked something like Mickey Rourke - you'd think to yourself, "I bet Larry Clark had something to do with this". Well guess what, he......

Liquid Weekend

Caroline Ryder
Damn You Kids and Your Hip-Hop Music Things went from totally awesome! to way less than rad in mere seconds after cops shut down the Brother Reade keg party in Silver Lake on Saturday night. One minute several hundred hipsters were quite happily getting down to the hip-hop from Echo......
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Damn You Kids and Your Hip Hop Music

Caroline Ryder
(Photo of Brother Reade by day19.com)  Things went from "totally awesome!" to "way less than rad..." in mere seconds after cops shut down the Brother Reade keg party in Silverlake last night. One minutes several hundred underage hipsters were quite happily getting down to some white hip hop, next thing......
Spoons become wearable art: Blackberry jam (Photo by Ricchard Bell)

The Art of Spooning

Caroline Ryder
About five years ago Karin Collins started art therapy for an eating disorder that had plagued her for most of her adult life. As part of her treatment, she took vintage buttons, Eiffel Tower pins, tiny dried flowers, little plastic dinosaurs and anything else she could get her hands on......
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Hellbilly Poetry

Caroline Ryder
  I went to Sunset Junction on Sunday and while I found headliners The Cramps to be quite boring, I was truly moved by the hellbilly thrash of Hank III. So much so, I wrote a poem about it, called I Love Your Death Metal. I think it's rather good. I love your......