Caroline Ryder

Apparently thieves broke into a truck and stole $50,000-worth of Taryn Rose shoes destined for the designer's Beverly Hills boutique. $50,000? I went to Taryn Rose's website and some of her stuff is plain nasty. The shoes even have names like 'Shakira', 'Tyra' and 'Britney'. How about 'Payless'? But apparently Angelina and......

  Becks is coming to LA in July to start a five year contract with LA Galaxy! He will be paid around $1million a week! LA will become the soccer epicenter of the world! Becks will hang out at Element, Cabana Club and Teddy's and Posh will hire Rachel Zoe......

I read somewhere that all Scorpio females secretly wish they had been born a man. Well, for those who know me, it's no secret. Don't get me wrong - I wear heels, but I walk a little bowlegged. If my friends are wearing dresses, I'll throw on some jeans. That's because......

As I type, my friend Brooke is at the Emergency Room of Hollywood Presbyterian hospital getting shot up with antibiotics. You wanna know why? It's because her tonsils look like this: Even her little wobbly hanging bit is covered in nasty white diseased spots. And she's not the only one......

Well, it's been a quiet few days, involving mainly indigestion and a marathon L Word viewing session (seven episodes, back to back). So here's a funny story I heard over Thanksgiving dinner which I thought I'd share... Weird Al Yankovic is hanging out someplace, mighta been the airport, and a......