Barbie Davenporte

A word to all the women out there who fake their way through one-nighters and short-term hook-ups. (And if you're still doing it after your wedding night, you'd better find something to fill the hole/void.) Please stop pretending to have raging orgasms. You're not doing anyone a favor and here's......

Growing up, I convinced my friends – and, in turn, myself – that Donnie Wahlberg of The New Kids on the Block had written a special song for me on the Step By Step album. Track 6. (Yeah, I had lots of friends.) You could say I was an uber-fan......

Hm. Courtney Love says that pretty girls are bad in bed because they know they can get away with it. Meanwhile the “homely” girls (Love's word choice, not mine) have to work a bit harder to, well, get it harder and therefore are better lays? Her words: “Pretty girls just......

I like to think we're all guilty of fucking one or more people in our lifetime that later inspire us to make figurative vomit noises as we do whatever we can to erase them from memory. Booze, head trauma, lobotomy – none seem to work. (Yeah I've tried all three…do......

LA Weekly After Dark editor Anne Hodder was on LA Talk Radio last week and she seemed to have forgotten to tell people to tune in. Luckily for the world, it's available to download HERE so you can all listen in. Why does it matter? Well besides the fact that......

I just wanted to make sure everyone on this thing called the Internet has seen Christina Aguilera's "much anticipated" music video for "Not Myself Tonight," another pop song that talks about what a slut/ho/nympho she's suddenly become. But she's not really like that, she's just like that tonight, k? No......

Our main ho at LAWeekly.com tells us May is Masturbation Month, something I surely would have known had I not been under the impression that we already celebrate that 12 times a year. Weekly breakdown:       • Make Me Moan Mondays     • Twat Tickling Tuesdays     • Wet......

It's not uncommon for me to make up multisyllabic samples of awesome in the form of words to add to my (and eventually Mirriam-Webster's) vocabulary. As I was hunched over my Blackberry's Ubertwitter/TwitterDeck/TwatStank app, giggling and hiding from motorcycle cops in traffic, I came up with something new. Following an......