Barbie Davenporte

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First Impressions

Barbie Davenporte
FYI to the male species: Don't forget that first impressions often form before you make it to the first date. The way you initially make contact is judged. The way you go about asking the girl on a date is judged. And you'd better believe that the place you choose......
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You Want What?

Barbie Davenporte
I have a question. During what part of puberty, sex ed or birds-and-bees embarrassment do young men learn that barn yard noises are an optimal way to catch the attention of the opposite sex? big-city technique. When has a kissy-noise (works for cats), hoot (works for owls), whistle (works for......
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First Impressions

Barbie Davenporte
FYI to the male species: Don't forget that first impressions often form before you make it to the first date. The way you initially make contact is judged. The way you go about asking the girl on a date is judged. And you'd better believe that the place you choose......
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Balance and Symmetry

Barbie Davenporte
I'm typing with one hand and it's taking forever. My left hand is holding a mug of warm water mixed with 1/4 teaspoon of salt cupped around my right nipple. I pierced it last week. My left nipple was done almost exactly 5 years ago. At the time, I was......
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Blind Eye

Barbie Davenporte
Clean up. I left a bullet vibe, bottle of lube and giant stainless steel dildo next to my bed and managed not to notice them as I prepped for a date a few nights ago. At this point a pink silicone dildo has become as common a decor element as......
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In Memoriam

Barbie Davenporte
I'm wearing grey today and shielding my sullen eyes from the too-fucking-bright Culver City sunshine in mourning of a dear frie– hmm wait, what do I call him? He's definitely not a friend. Not a foe, either…and though it might fit by definition, I'd rather leave the term “fuck buddy”......
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In Memoriam

Barbie Davenporte
I'm wearing grey today and shielding my sullen eyes from the too-fucking-bright Culver City sunshine in mourning of a dear frie– hmm wait, what do I call him? He's definitely not a friend. Not a foe, either…and though it might fit by definition, I'd rather leave the term “fuck buddy”......
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Definitive Action

Barbie Davenporte
Mortified. Appropriate. One such speaker struck a chord. I related to her painful story, her desperate need to simultaneously be understood and left the fuck alone by her mother, and her Level 99 jeans that I tried on at Anthropologie last season but never bought. (I sat front and center......
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Lesson #19 to Unlearn from Porn

Barbie Davenporte
Not sure how to put this lightly… …please don't cum all over me. Then just as he hits his mark, he pulls out and finishes all over girl's stomach/back/face/whatever. Girl coos in delight, and might even rub it all over herself. Guy is banging girl. Both are about to cum......
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White Out

Barbie Davenporte
Never underestimate the power of white underwear. SIDENOTE: I use the term “underwear” in lieu of “panties,” a word I loathe. So when you read “underwear” imagine skimpy thongs and sexy boy-shorts, not granny-shorts. I won't speak for every young female on the planet, but my underwear drawer does not......