Our main ho at LAWeekly.com tells us May is Masturbation Month, something I surely would have known had I not been under the impression that we already celebrate that 12 times a year.
• Make Me Moan Mondays
• Twat Tickling Tuesdays
• Wet Dream Wednesdays
• Thumb-Fucking Thursdays
• Full-Frontal Fridays
• Sit on It Saturdays
• Someone Get Me Some Gatorade Sundays
But whatev, everyone's social/solo calendars is different. I understand.
Well Dr. Susan Block is hosting one of her infamous celebrations Saturday night to ring in Uno do Maio, and with it will be a whole lot of self-fucking on the Monkey Rocker.
How do you people not know the Monkey Rocker??
Not only have I met its acquaintance, but LA After Dark correspondent and alt-porn superstar Joanna Angel and I had the pleasure of rocking on her big sister, the Tango.
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