Our main ho at LAWeekly.com tells us May is Masturbation Month, something I surely would have known had I not been under the impression that we already celebrate that 12 times a year.

Weekly breakdown:
    • Make Me Moan Mondays
    • Twat Tickling Tuesdays
    • Wet Dream Wednesdays
    • Thumb-Fucking Thursdays
    • Full-Frontal Fridays
    • Sit on It Saturdays
    • Someone Get Me Some Gatorade Sundays

But whatev, everyone's social/solo calendars is different. I understand.

Well Dr. Susan Block is hosting one of her infamous celebrations Saturday night to ring in Uno do Maio, and with it will be a whole lot of self-fucking on the Monkey Rocker.

How do you people not know the Monkey Rocker??

Not only have I met its acquaintance, but LA After Dark correspondent and alt-porn superstar Joanna Angel and I had the pleasure of rocking on her big sister, the Tango.



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