Barbie Davenporte

Yeah...good luck answering those calls.

Sleepy? Tired on the Job? Take a Nap in a Giant Vulva!

We're all tired at work, often taking quick snoozes at our desks when we hope our boss/supervisor/slave is on a cigarette break. But for those especially opportune times when the suits are sick, in a boring board meeting, or just not paying attention to you there's something new to nap......
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Think she's worried about the apocalypse? Nope.

3 Reasons Why Pejazzling Your Junk Probably Won't Get You Laid

Heard of vagazzling? Strippers do it. Kathy Griffin did it on live TV. And thanks to the wonders of at-home adhesive, even YOU can add little Swarovski-esque crystals applied in one of several high-fashion (*cough*) shapes: 1. Heart 2. Starburst 3. Cross These crystals are either applied at a fancy......