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Paging Mr. President...; Credit: NASA.gov

VIDEO: Obama Calls Mars Rover Team at JPL, Talks Martians and Mohawk Guy

As is tradition after big American achievements or tragedies (such as, earlier this month, Michael Phelps' 19th Olympic medal and the Sikh community's tragic loss), President Obama reached out to NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory this morning over telephone. You'd think the big White House phone call could have upgraded to......
He'll be right at home.; Credit: EW.com

Ryan Lochte Is Moving to Los Angeles

America's douche capital is about to get a whole lot douchier: Olympic swimmer and gold-medal douche Ryan Lochte went on the Today Show this morning to tell Matt Lauer, "I definitely want to move to L.A." Why Los Angeles, and not his Florida hometown? "That's been a big goal of......