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Chili con squirrely; Credit: PHOTO BY JENNIE WARREN

Taxidermist Humor

Squirrel: Call it the other other white meat. The frisky arboreal rodent was on the menu at the La Luz de Jesus art gallery this weekend, where a big vat of squirrel chili bubbled in the back parking lot. Ordinarily seen riffling through your garbage or raiding your bird feeders......
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Severed Finger Found in Food: Top 5 Real-Life Incidents

The thumb in that hotdog bun looks real, doesn't it? Thank god, it isn't. The "fast food finger" is one of our culture's most enduring urban legends. Here are a few real-life incidents, involving real-life (or real dead) fingers, presented for your grossification: 1. Wendy's Famous Finger Chili - A......
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Slime, the toy: Now With "Elegance" Aroma

Remember Slime? Before Nickelodeon cornered the market on slime, the gooey substance was available as a toy made in the late 1970s by Mattel. It came in a little plastic trash can with or without eyeballs, worms, or tadpoles. It was heavenly. It was one of those toys that should......
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Kelly Cutrone: Fashion Bitchinista

In an industry that has perfected the art of falsity, fashion publicist Kelly Cutrone positions herself as the voice of truth. She doesn't wear makeup. She doesn't brush her hair. She doesn't mince words, even on her reality TV show, Kell On Earth. Cutrone, a natural-born publicist and classic power......