Aww, look at this cute little vicious, bloodthirsty killer apex predator evening bag. According to the maker, Tsurubride, it fits just enough for a night on the town: cell phone, lip gloss, money, credit cards, and the mangled bodies of several seals and sea lions. Yeah, I made that last one up.

But don't you wish that inside this killer whale purse there was a smaller purse shaped like a seal? And inside that seal was an even smaller purse shaped like a sardine?

LA Weekly