By this time of year, you've probably been to a bajillion holiday parties. It's not so bad going to your friend's soirees or your family parties where you can nogg the shit out of yourself without worrying about offending anyone by discussing your secret sexual attraction to Fran Drescher in Spinal Tap. Office parties, however, can be a total bore. But they don't have to be. In three easy steps you can turn any boring office party into a massive pile of awkward/awesome. Step1. Raise your glass to make an announcement Step 2. Produce a CD or iPod and suggest you have a special song to play, and Step 3. Play one of these five great songs that will surely sabotage your office Christmas party.
Warning: Office party performance art will get you fired.
That being said, we've included a couple activities to up the awkward.
5. Face Down, Ass Up – Two Live Crew
Suggested activity: Attempt to dagger your oldest intern.
4. Hammer Smashed Face – Cannibal Corpse
Suggested activity: Shave your head.
3. Rape Me – Nirvana
Suggested gesture: Look at the mail room guy. Wink.
2. Venga Bus – Baja Men
Suggested activity: Slowly rip pages from a Gideon's Bible whilst looking at your boss.
1. This Used to Be My Playground – Madonna
Suggested activity: Sob uncontrollably.