It's Friday, you're in the office and we know what you're thinking: “Shit–I have this weird urge to see a non-photoshopped cheescake shot of Lemmy Kilmister that shows some discreet nipple.”

What do you mean that's not what you were thinking? Well–then that's what you're thinking right now. (See, Christopher Nolan, regardless of all your poppycock expository speeches, inception is a piece of cake.)

Easy there, put both hands where we can see them:

Lemmy like you've never seen him before (unless you work at Jumbo's...); Credit: (Credit would go here if we knew who discovered this or which genius photographer talked Lenny into doing this. Anybody knows?)

Lemmy like you've never seen him before (unless you work at Jumbo's…); Credit: (Credit would go here if we knew who discovered this or which genius photographer talked Lenny into doing this. Anybody knows?)

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