Attention Lizard People!

Your mistress/puppet, the Lady Gaga, has just announced her US tour and she'll be bringing her brainwashing spectacle to the Staples Center on August 11.

As Beatcrave reports:

Lady Gaga has described her Monsters Ball tour, currently wreaking havoc across Europe, as “the first-ever pop-electro opera.” According to a press release, Gaga plans to make the upcoming is new, leg of the tour “even more eye-popping” than the first.

Also, we hear she recently released her remake of Thelma and Louise, apparently inspired by Tarantino. MTV maybe “banned it” (whatever that means in the age of Chatroulette), or maybe not, but whatevs. You can check it out, though, after the jump.

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