Feeling horny? Curious about “the Lifestyle”? Or just want to expand your S&M repertoire? Then get your ass over to The Everything to Do With Sex Show, a three-day convention exploring all things lascivious, from blowjob seminars to tips from a dungeon mistress. Sex educator Jamye Waxman reveals the secrets of “Awesome Oral Sex for Everyone”; Destin Gerek (“the Erotic Rock Star”) provides his “Intro to Tantric Sex”; sexologist Tamilynn Edwards offers tips on “Giving Him What He Wants”; and pole dance “mompreneur” Miyoko Fujimori explains how to “Stay Fit and Keep Your House Clean With Strip Tease.” Onstage entertainment includes reigning Queen of Burlesque Roxi Dlite, fetish pinup siren MiMi Cherry, the Mr. Exotika Male Revue and the Lust in Wonderland Fashion Show. Among the exhibitors on hand to satisfy your needs: 4 Freedoms Tantra, B.A.R.E. Restraints, Condom Shack, Control Wear, Cupid Boutique, Heels 4 U, Lingerie Blacko, Love Poetry Corsets, Passion Parties, Sexability, Superclubs Resorts, Uncle D, the Canadian Ass Man and Wicked Wanda's. It's like a Star Trek convention for perverts!

Fri., May 20, 3 p.m.-midnight; Sat., May 21, 11-midnight; Sun., May 22, 11 a.m.-6 p.m., 2011

LA Weekly