Billboard has just published a roundup of the best (or best available) “17 Celebrity Beach Bodies.” They feature a photo from Ke$ha at the beach in Australia last march wearing a “Death to the Pixies” T-shirt.

The T-shirt is kinda redundant with the success of Ke$ha's career, isn't it?

[Photo above, from the same Australian romp, via Just Jared.]

A savior appears before Ke$ha is swallowed up by an angry Wave of Mutilation:

Yeah, you might wanna cover up that sentiment...; Credit: Via JustJared

Yeah, you might wanna cover up that sentiment…; Credit: Via JustJared

And, lest we forget–a very cogent argument about Ke$ha being the soundtrack of American conservatism.

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