Monty McMahon

No, we're not talking about that idiotic show "Basketball Wives." We're talking about the real thing. It's the NBA offseason and we're in the middle of a lockout, so there's plenty of time for ballers to get hitched, or at least engaged. Here's a look at this summer's newly minted......

UPDATED: It appears Mr. Jay Cutler got cold feet and, according to one of our favorite gossip websites, dumped Kristin Cavallari's shrinking ass. So when you get to their rating, just remember that it doesn't matter how useless, rich and anemic you may be -- sometimes even a doofy quarterback......

You know you've thought about it. You're watching a movie or a cartoon (yeah, we know you're that kind of person), playing a video game or reading a book and the thought crosses your mind: "I'd totally sleep with this chick if she were real." Here are the sexiest made-up......

There are plenty of hot female athletes, and no, Danica Patrick is not one of them. That's not the point here, though. We're talking about sex and the female athlete. These women not only are gorgeous and sexy, they also do things in the athletic arena that make us drift......

Be honest. The thought of Lara Croft still makes you hard. Video games are so ingrained in male culture that it was inevitable sex would become a driving force in the production process. Things started out fairly tame (and pixelated), but quite a bit has changed since the Atari 2600......