Malcolm Bedell

"The McGangbang"; Credit: Malcolm Bedell

11 McDonald's Menu Hacks That Will Change Your Life

Saturday, Nov. 16 was "National Fast Food Day," which might have been confusing if you live in America, where every day seems to be fast food day. Nevertheless, we thought it was important to mark the occasion of this day -- and every day, really -- not with cards, gifts,......
KFC Go Cups; Credit: KFC

KFC Go Cups: More Ways to Repurpose Your Car's Cup Holder

Ever since the 1930s, the time when Henry Ford first needed a way to carry his amber-colored glass bottle of cocaine-spiked nerve tonic with him to the local flimflam joint, we've found countless ways to find new purpose for the humble automobile cup holder. There's the cup holder-mounted cell phone......
Burger King "Satisfries"; Credit: Burger King

Satisfries: No "Satisfraction" at Burger King

In its seemingly endless quest to bark eternally up the wrong tree as it attempts to revitalize its brand, Burger King has released a new lower-calorie version of its second-rate french fries. While we didn't think it was possible for the company to release a more yawn-inducing product than the......
McDonald's "Mighty Wings"; Credit: Malcolm Bedell

McDonald's Chicken "Mighty Wings": Animals Have Bones!

McDonald's has finally overcome its 50-year resistance to the notion of animals having bones. And the results are kind of awesome. The company has spent nearly half a century working as hard as it possibly could to separate "eating" from "animals" in the mind of the public. Starting in the......