Dana Collins

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Paul Is (Not Quite) Dead

Illustration by Jordin Isip Paul just sat there. I’ve never seen a dead person sit, but I have a nasty hunch a dead man sitting would appear much like Paul did that day in the pizza place — minus the monkey on his back. “I tried to kick a couple......
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Dressed to Deal

Illustration by Jordin IsipI would dress like a dork. A collegiate dork to be exact. A denim-collar-down-jacket-waffle stomper, outdoorsy-but-clean-REI-kind of dork to be real exact. I would paste down my bleached-blond spikes into a forced-part comb-over. I was Sunny Jim come to life. I would stand on the corner of......