Caroline Ryder

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Voodoo Knife Holders and Other Holiday Gift Ideas

Caroline Ryder
Looking for the perfect holiday gift for your cheating boyfriend or sleazy boss? Well here's one that says it all - the Voodoo Knife Holder. Made in Italy, it is the biggest seller at the newly-opened A+R design store in Silverlake (just a hop across the street from Spaceland), and......
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Hollow but Deep

Caroline Ryder
Porcelain . . . I get a faint whiff of lavender whenever I hear the word. Porcelain is delicate, girly, vulnerable. Porcelain belongs on doilies, in glass cabinets, on top of your grandmother’s toilet (never mind that porcelain is what most toilets are made of). At Lladro Boutique in Beverly......
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Get The Fuck Up Goes Bonkers

Caroline Ryder
Normally I don't like listening to the radio when I am working. It is, frankly, a distraction. But oh what sweet distractions were to be had on last night's edition of internet radio show GTFU (stands for Get The Fuck Up). The show featured Giant Drag singer Annie, (see the......
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Happy Endings With The Suicide Girls

Caroline Ryder
"More boobies, RIGHT NOW!" roared the crowd at the El Rey theatre as alternaporn starlets the Suicide Girls jiggled their pastied jubblies during the final show of their burlesque tour of the US. Despite recent Suicide Girl defections (the girls apparently get paid peanuts per photo set while owners Sean......
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Dave Navarro Wants The Style Council Naked

Caroline Ryder
A few minutes ago I had a conversation with tattooed rock superstar Dave Navarro. I was listening to his Camp Freddy Radio show on Indie 103.1FM and he was complaining about only having nine listeners. Well, this Style Councilor has always enjoyed helping out tattooed rock superstars in their hour......