Bruce Eric Kaplan

“And for God’s sake, tap into something.”.”......

“You’re born, you look at things from every angle, you die.”......

“This severe narcissism is really like a full-time job.”......

"It’s completely different for spoiled bitches today.”......

“I probably shoudn’t do any heavy shifting of consciousness.”......

“You need to look at this relationship as an amazing opportunity to completely shut down emotionally.”......

“There just aren’t any good parts for women over forty who think they can act.”......

“Honey, show them how you slowly but inexorably grow apart from me.”......

Introducing a new weekly cartoon by Bruce Eric Kaplan, author of the just-released The Cat That Changed My Life: 50 Cats Talk Candidly About How They Became Who They Are......