Bruce Eric Kaplan

“Where are all the new overrated geniuses?”......

“He’s a bit of a surrender freak.”......

“And our perfunctory sex life is good.”......

“Any time my tweeting comes from a real place, you get scared.”......

“Well this whole self-love thing has been a disaster.”......

"My name is Brett and I'll be the person you focus all your misplaced anger on for the evening."......

“I think that if I was really happy with myself, I wouldn’t feel the need to stampede.”......

“Hey, you’re preaching to the bored.”......

“It was another long dark night of the soul patch.”......

“Whatever happened to everyone?”......