Bruce Eric Kaplan

“She may have thousands of Buddhas everywhere, but she’s still a horrible bitch.”......

“On a purely psychotic level, she’s pretty amazing.”......

“And now we dither.”......

“I though that was a brilliant analysis of what was wrong with the fish.”......

“Do all four seasons ever just get you down?”......

“I'm not a human interaction person.”......

“Let me put this in terms you can later misrepresent.”......

“You can’t teach an old dog new sexual expressions.”......

“Then you give me no choice but to start journaling.”......

“I don’t understand how people with full lives do it.”......