Ok–we could try to be witty or smirky or whatever, but here is this item in four concise words:
Mark Lanegan Bobblehead Doll
For your desk, or for the night-table of certain ladies in their 30s we know… (that's a sexual aside–it's up to you where exactly you make lil' Mark “bobble”!).
Details on how to get it:
Here's where you can get it (with creepy Mark Lanegan head-bobblin' .gif!).