So the Coachella organizers had an empty slot between the Coachella festival itself and the much more chill Stagecoach “Americana” festival and, as everyone knows by now, they offered it to Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax and Slayer for the first American version of the Big Four festival they've been performing for fans of the “white angry men of the '80s with guitars” genre. This is exciting, right? But the uncomfortable question remains, who's the biggest of the Big Four?:

Is it Metallica?:

Is it Megadeth?:

Is it Slayer?:

Or is it Anthrax?:

What do YOU think?

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