No, it's not double secret probation.

But USC's Greek organizations are going to have go without their usual get-togethers Tuesday and Thursday nights for the rest of the semester because one guy had to get his freak on in public. In other words, no more ragers on school nights, kids.

Yeah, in response to that nude-sex-on-the-rooftop romp last weekend, and in reaction to a misogynistic email sent out by that guy's fraternity earlier this month, the Greek system was placed on social probation, USC officials confirmed to the Weekly Friday.

The Daily Trojan reports it's not the first time fraternities and sororities at the campus have been put on notice this year.

In response to unauthorized parties and eight instances of alcohol poisoning, the Row, as the Greek system is known, was given similar punishment for the fall semester, the paper reports.

Now fraternities and sororities can only have parties on Fridays and Saturdays. Any house that parties anyway will be suspended, a university official said in an email.

That's not such a bad thing, because when you all grow up kids, Fridays and Saturdays are the adult party nights too. Because of work and life and stuff. Unless you're Charlie Sheen.

LA Weekly