Update: The Times writer whose byline appears on the screengrab, Mikael Wood, says that the post is completely fabricated. His comments are at the bottom of the post.

According to a screengrab of what appears to be a page from the Los Angeles Times website — which was posted on a Coachella message board — the 2013 version of the festival will feature acts including Daft Punk, Justin Timberlake, and Skrillex.

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Also mentioned:


*The Stone Roses

*Tom Waits

*The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

*Modest Mouse


*2 Chainz

*Earl Sweatshirt

The timestamp is dated this morning, and yet the story is not currently live on the Times' site. It's not clear if this is a finished draft.

Update: Times writer Mikael Wood, whose byline appears on the piece, calls the story an “amazingly elaborate” troll, and “pure fakery.” Upon discovering it this afternoon, “we were all having a laugh about it over here,” he says, adding that he has not spoken to Goldenvoice's Paul Tollett.

“The writing is ghastly,” he concludes.

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