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Ultra Music Festival is a zoo.
From land sharks to killer whales, pink flamingos to African zebras, UMF 2013 is starting to feel a lot like a World Wildlife Foundation fundraiser, complete with endangered species and cuddly critters.
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Attention, ravers: The inflatable chimp won't hurt you! He is your friend. He loves you. He loves everybody. Check out some of our favorite inflatable props at Ultra 2013.
Orca Whale
Like a fish out of water (or in this case a mammal), a killer whale has no business at Ultra. But it's mating season, and these bros are taking full advantage of Shamu's flukes.
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Plains Zebra
Fact: Zebras are safer at Ultra than they are in Africa. Stop poaching, assholes!
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Mustachioed Saguaro
Don't let the mustache fool you, cacti can be a real pain in the ass. Especially if you sit on one.
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Sanrio Kitten
Want to stick out at Ultra? It'll take a lot more than a 12-year-old girl's Hello Kitty birthday balloon. Nice try, homie.
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Curious Chimp
The thing about chimps, they'll literally rip your face off. (Graphic audio)
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Popular German singers
Don't hassle the Hoff, beat freaks.
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Rave Raft
Gregg Gillis of Girl Talk wants his boat back.
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American Flamingo
In other news, flamingos have gone missing from Hialeah Park.
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Umbrella Frog
If you're going to be the only person at Ultra with an umbrella, it may as well have eyes on it.
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