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Rude Food Names is an e-magazine that compiles pre-packaged international foodstuffs with unfortunate labels. While some products like Spermies, Seagull Poo and Camel Balls are intentional, most are simple casualties of translation, like Ghana's Pee Cola and Japan's Homo Sausage. Read on to check out our list of top 10 favorite rude food names. Warning: Not for the easily offended.

10. Pee Cola

Wonder what it tastes like?

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9. Finger Marie

McVitie's snack food brand invites us to Finger Marie. Let's hope she's attractive.

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8. Crap's Chocolate

We know they can sometimes look the same, but this French chocolate calls it like it is.

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7. Pussy

When finding the real thing is just too much work.

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6. Erektus

Not to be outdone by Pussy, Erektus provides the body with the vitamins it needs to…stand up straight.

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5. Tangy Tit Bits

One word: ouch.

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4. Golden Gaytime

We know “gay” actually means happy, and that “gaytime” is probably just a portmanteau of “gay” and “daytime,” but it's the tagline of this Australian ice-cream treat that's almost more amusing than its name: “It's hard to have a Gaytime on your own.”

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3. Pork Me

Could we at least have dinner first?

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2. Fart Drink

Multitasking at its finest.

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1. Only Puke

When nothing else will do.

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