Men With Meat Names is an ad-hoc website that lists, you guessed it, men with meat names. We compiled the ten best into one, easy-to-read top-10 list for your reading (or is tasting?) enjoyment. Are the photos a bit large? Sure they are, but you don't want to see tiny thumbprint shots of these guys, do you? As for the order, that was our call, but when you get to number one, just remember where you are and what starts on October 26th. Bon appétit and turn the page.
10. T Bone Burnett: Musician, songwriter and producer.
9. Chuck Norris: Martial artist and actor.
8. Angus Young: Songwriter, lead guitarist and co-founder of AC/DC.
7. Neil Hamburger: Fictional comic character played by comedian and musician Gregg Turkington.
6. Joseph Bologna: Actor.
5. Wally Lamb: Author.
4. Kevin Bacon: Actor.
3. Meat Loaf: Musician and actor.
2. Jon Hamm: Actor.
1. Kobe Bryant: Professional basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers.