Kamala, please don't prosecute us, but we think you're kind of hot.

(So, apparently, did Willie Brown). California's new Attorney General — and remember, we called it — is a babe, and she's single, and she's smarter than you.

And …

… She's a lot better looking than Steve Cooley, L.A.'s District Attorney, whom she barely beat for the gig in November. (Cooley was never man enough for this anyway, being somewhat premature and all. We're joking, Coolio!).

Cooley said you're easy on crime, but he didn't mention that you're easy on the eyes, too.

We're looking forward to four more years of looking at you, Kamala (and hopefully not from a jail cell).

(Although prisoners dealing with your office must be glad they no longer have to peer at Jerry Brown's sagging mug).

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