You wannabes think it's so easy: take off your pants, put on an AC/DC song, smoke some dope and then just start wailing on an Angus Young solo. Silly amateur. You have no fucking idea what you're doing. You strum, and you finger, and you grimace. But you have no style. You know who has style? Angus Motherfucking Young of AC/DC.
You with your tighty whiteys? Sit your ass down and let Hot Lixx Hulahan show you how it's done WITHOUT A NET. Only wussies actually need guitars to rock the guitar.
Tonight at the Troubadour is the Los Angeles regional finals for the US Air Guitar Championship. The winners go on to the finals in San Francisco on August 8. Need I say more? Where are your priorities? You don't like to rock?