Last time we caught up with Antoine Dodson, the accidental star of the viral hit “Bed Intruder Song,” he was coming to West Hollywood to present his own milkshake flavor.

That was right after he licensed his own Halloween costume.

Well–he's back today with a new commercial proposition for all you morbidly curious about the cesspool of sex offenders we live amongst.

Here's Antoine Dodson pimping a Sex Offender Tracking app for your iPhone or Android. You know, a little widget that pairs the national sex offender databases with your map app so that you realize you can't hide yo kids, or yo wife or yo husbands cause we're fucking surrounded and they gonna rape everyone out here.

Watch Antoine Dodson work his pitchman magic. Eat it, Shamwow Vince:

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