Happy Tuesday, guys. I present you herewith: The Hamster Shredder, prototype version Mark 2. The earlier version, the Mark 1, did not come with a spinning wire hamster wheel. This later one does. Hopefully, the Mark 3 will be a cross-cut shredder. You never know who is out there with time on their hands and a whole lot of Scotch tape, just waiting to read your secret documents.

The shredding action is powered by the hamster. The paper drops down and lines the floor. It is breathtaking.

The Mark 2, designed by Tom Ballhatchet, who works somewhere in the UK.

The Mark 1. Earlier version.