If you're feeling particularly patriotic these days, maybe after listening to President Obama's speech last night, or because you've been following Sarah Palin's book tour (via bus to smalltown America, or private jet when nobody's looking), and want a way to integrate said patriotism into your daily life of fast food and tailgate parties, here's the product for you. It's the Freedom Tray. Imagine if the military had decided to spend money on TV dinner trays instead of artillery and helicopters. (This is assuming that they haven't.) At last, a way to reconcile our national eating habits with our endless need to showcase our political beliefs. Hey, just don't get ketchup on your flag pin.

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