So many Coachella-goers spend months before the festival working on their tans, their outfits, their figures, and their breezy poses.
There's a real glut of fabulousness, we have to say, both among those in attendance at the Polo Grounds and the parties surrounding the festival. Here are the 50 most beautiful people we saw at Coachella.
See also our slideshow: Coachella Fashion 2014: Haute Haute Heat
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Are y'all from Tennessee? Cause you're the only tens I see.
Fierce.
Aloe Blacc, you're looking both hot and cool.
The princess from The Neverending Story is all growns up.
We hear her grandmother crocheted that top.
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We didn't think there existed a more perfect-looking human being than Beyonce, but…
We're not worthy.
The long lost Kardashian cousins and their gorgeous hair.
See also our slideshow: Coachella 2014: Desert Gold Pool Party @ Ace Hotel
Hat. Plaid. Midriff. Shorts. Legs legs legs legs legs.
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Upon looking at her for the fourth time, you may notice her pretty beaded headband.
Future lady killer.
Dude get your meaty paw off this lady's perfect dewy face.
Eight eyes and two tiny pairs of denim shorts equals yowza!
We never looked this cute in braces.
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Can we be your tattoo artist?
His commitment to character is what makes him so hot.
Lucent Dossier just doesn't quit.
We bet they're all honor roll students too.
Patterns, beads, legs, coonskin cap, capes, tans – everything yes.
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How about we take your order?
Skrillex still cries nightly about losing her.
Cudi knew exactly what he was doing with that crop top.
Alana Haim is among our favorite three Haim sisters.
We love it when one's face matches one's outfit.
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Neko Case can serenade us anytime.
We simultaneously want to make out with and babysit Zedd.
They're off to have cuddle puddle in the campground.
Canadian 420 friendly festival babes are what's up.
Bringing us back to our childhood Little Mermaid fantasies.
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Do you think he takes the hat off in bed?
Jesus would have died on the cross for her sins.
Festival safari.
Futuristic hotness.
There is something distinctly unclassy about this look, which is why we like it.
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She gave us a funny look when we asked for a hug.
Chromeo's Dave 1 has a very Danny Zuko thing going on here.
Waldo got super loose over the weekend.
Truly a work of art.
Ageless handsomeness of Kevin Bacon proportions.
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Their children will be ridonk.
They seemed hotter in person.
Peace indeed.
Our biggest regret of Coachella is not getting this guy's number.
Ain't nothin' wrong with windblown.
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She just has a way with beads.
Don't worry parents, your darling daughter is totally behaving herself out here.
How come we're never invited to these pool parties?
We actually want to marry this woman.
All right, we're officially overwhelmed with beauty. See you next weekend!
See also our slideshow: Cooling Off at Coachella 2014
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