Welcome to our latest column, in which we tell you where Jon Cryer (who doesn't seem to be getting enough press these days, maybe because he's not high) and Emilio Estevez (see previous comment) and Jesse Eisenberg and Reese Witherspoon have been seen eating, or not eating, depending. Just kidding. Not a chance in hell. (Go read TMZ.) We're going back to our lunch. No limos. No paparazzi. No cameras, unless you count those people taking pictures of their food. Here's an unusually good one:

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