We didn't think anyone could love Ron Swanson more than we do. We were wrong. Philadelphia bakery Whipped Bakeshop created a Special Edition Ron Swanson Cookie Set featuring vanilla shortbread cookies inspired by everyone's favorite character from Parks and Recreation.
They're not bacon flavored, but the set includes six cookies: two in the shape of steaks, two emblazoned with Ron Swanson quotes and two featuring a likeness of the man himself.
Would Swanson ever spend $30 on a set of six cookies? Not likely, especially because they don't sell it at Food 'n Stuff.
- h/t Buzzfeed.
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