Kobe, you're washed up.

Nobody wants half of half. So move over, because there's a new player in town:

Blake Griffin.

The power forward for the L.A. NBA team that everyone's talking about this season, the Clippers, shows off his assets in the latest Men's Health magazine.

The kind folks from the mag sent LA Weekly the cover shot of the January/February issue:

Credit: Men's Health

Credit: Men's Health

Yeah ladies, you know you want to grab your Woolite and gently scrub your cashmere on that washboard.

But wait, there's more:

Credit: Men's Health

Credit: Men's Health

Ay, papi. (Bites knuckle).

The 22-year-old apparently talks too (like you care):

Energy is something you can control. In everything you do, you're going to face people more talented than you. I set myself apart by bringing more energy than they do.

Uh-huh. Bring that energy, Blake. Read all about it here.

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