From across the universe, West Coast Sound has compiled a quick digital dump of music stories spanning the internutz, interpreted though the lens of the 17th century Japanese poetic form, the Haiku.
Weezy's almost free,
Hammer, you are no longer
Legit, so just quit.
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->”Police reportedly had to use pepper spray to get Gucci into custody.”
This video takes FOREVER to get going. Excruciating. But wait. There's this scene where a fat Jay-Z lookalike runs away from a monster/devil. It's amazing. Also, King Hammer? The new name isn't tricking anyone, Hammerman.
Hammer was way better as a cartoon.
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