In the Halloween episode of My Drunk Kitchen, Hannah Hart goes from zero to drunk in 60 seconds (less, actually) as she pairs a Bloody Mary with whatever she pulls from her candy bowl. Despite her inebriation, she speaks truth to sugar, dropping profound insights:
Tootsie Rolls: “Ugh. This is was a candy before candy was invented. This was a candy people ate when they didn't realize candy could be good.” (We couldn't agree more.)
Hershey's Cookies & Cream candy bar: “White chocolate… just when you thought no one could ever make chocolate shitty.” (Ditto.)
Bristol Farms lollipop: “Sometimes, like children, candy tries to over-achieve.”
From the mouths of babes.