The pervert's perv place to be is none other than West Hollywood Park's Erotic Artfair Weekend, wherein all shapes and sizes of sculpture, photography, paintings, sketches and digital renderings will be on display and for sale. The fair opens Saturday with life drawing and photography (“Bring your art materials or just enjoy viewing the human form” — don't mind if I do!); opening ceremonies and symposiums; and the Mr. L.A. Leather Contest at the David Henry Hwang Theatre in Little Tokyo, which is probably even more awesome than it sounds. The fun continues Sunday with more nude drawings and “Meet Mr. Leather L.A. 2011” (I like to call him Mr. Fancy Pants). Warning: This entire weekend has a high probability of penis.

Sat., March 26, 1-7 p.m.; Sun., March 27, 12-6 p.m., 2011

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