Kim Kardashian, ribbed on Saturday Night Live over the weekend as a non-acting, non-dancing, non-singing “zero threat,” says she's going to run for mayor.
Mayor of Glendale.
Add one more non-skill to that plate.
On an unaired clip from her sister's reality show, Khloe & Lamar, Kardashian says she's gonna do it:
She tells her sister during a ride in a Range Rover, as Khloe continually interrupts her:
I decided I'm going to run for the mayor of Glendale. So, you have to, you know, have full residency in Glendale. So I'm trying to … but so for real.
But wait, folks, this is more serious than a Kardashian wedding. Note that Glendale is about a quarter Armenian. And it's home to the shopping mecca, Americana at Brand.
It is a Kardashian homeland of Kate Spade, Tiffany and Barneys New York CO-OP.
So Noel's going to head my campaign. It's going to be in like five years … for Glendale. So I have to buy a house there. We have to have residency there. So Noel and I are looking into all the requirements. And I'm literally going to have a huge … She's gonna help me with my campaign. It's like Armenian town. But I need to wait like five years.
Finally, in what will surely be her campaign slogan, Kardashian tells her sister:
You coulda parked right there.
Vote Kardashian: You coulda parked right there.