Joe Jonas, a sometime area resident who once wore a no-sex “purity ring” in his days with boy band Jonas Brothers, did not have sex on tape, his rep says.

News of a Jonas sex video has rocked our world here at LA Weekly World Headquarters. But — alas — not only did Jonas not go all bondage-style with supermodel gf Blanda Eggenschwiler, he tweets that the whole notion of getting leathered up is so not his style:

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Yeah.

According to the website BlindGossip.com the one-time tween hearthrob, now 23, got downright freaky with his long-legged friend:

The video features explicit footage of Joe Jonas, 23, and his girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, 28, drinking, doing drugs, and engaging in sex using a number of sex toys and BDSM devices, including dildos, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle.

From purity ring to cock ring? Sounds enticing.

Unfortunately for us and our wildest dreams, a representative of the crooner tells TMZ the story is downright “false.”

So, if anybody sees such a video, let us know. We need to verify this from the comfort of our home.

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