Scooch your fine selves over to our Style Council blog for Studies in Crap, your weekly peek at the weirdest and most bewildering crap from L.A.'s thrift shops, estate sales, and used book stores. This week: 1970's paperback star-sign perversity Astro-Sexology!

Brace yourself for insights like these:

Of all the signs of the Zodiac, Taurus is the one most prone to high incidence of frigidity in women and impotence in men.

Because of their sensitivity in the knees, it would be a good idea for Capricorn people to employ them during intimate relations by pressing them firmly against the bodies of their sex partners just prior to orgasm.

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