Shea Serrano

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Tupac's "Dear Mama": Why This Song Sucks

See also: Our Tupac Week coverage from earlier this year. Song: Tupac's "Dear Mama" Background: "Dear Mama" is Tupac's most beloved song. It is considered to be one of the greatest hip-hop records of all time. It played in the background while God made love to the thunderbolt that birthed......
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Why This Song Sucks: The Worst Rap Tracks of 2011

I still don't understand why more people didn't like Unbreakable. It was suspenseful, smart enough, featured an attractive color palette, and it had a horribly creepy opening. (Remember the baby who was born with all of his bones broken?) And the most clever part -- the crux of the entire......
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Dev's "In The Dark:" Why This Song Sucks

Song: Dev's "In The Dark" History: "In The Dark" is the is the second single from The Night The Sun Came Up. That's the debut album from electro-pop enthusiast Dev, who very well might be the world's best, most convincing Ke$ha impersonator. This is a terrible, egregious thing to be......
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Why This Song Sucks: Flo Rida's "Good Feeling"

Song: Flo Rida's "Good Feeling" History: Ack. ACK. "Good Feeling" is, Christ, like the 19th single from Flo Rida's 23rd studio album or something. I don't know. Who can tell anymore? They all sound the same; global, spineless, stadium/club rap built solely to be monetized. At this point, he's pretty......
Katy Perry in "California Gurls."

Why This Song Sucks: Katy Perry's "The One That Got Away"

See also: Our review of Katy Perry at Staples Center last night Song: Katy Perry's "The One That Got Away" History: "The One That Got Away" is the sixth single from Perry's most recent album, Teenage Dream. Sixth, bro. SIXTH. If you didn't know anything else about it, that's how......
A Random and Entirely Unprovoked Jab at Jennifer Lopez's Acting Career

Why This Song Sucks: Jennifer Lopez's "Papi"

Song: Jennifer Lopez's "Papi" Background: "Papi" is from Lopez's seventh album, Love? It was released through a promotion on her Facebook page, and was supposed to piggyback off of the massive success of her previous single "On The Floor." "Papi," however, has performed only moderately well on Billboard. It did,......
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Why This Song Sucks: Beyonce's "Party (Remix)" Featuring J. Cole

Song: Beyonce's "Party" featuring J. Cole History: "Party" is the fourth single from Beyonce's fourth studio album, 4. That's three fours in a row, bro. Three. That seems excessive, right? Like, did Beyonce, the good Christian girl that she is, stumble into some Illumanti literature that Jay left out, and......