Michael Nordine

Sometimes the bear eats you but you live because blood poisoning isn't a thing?

The One Reason We Can Take Solace in the Oscars

Caring about the Oscars is like rooting for a shitty sports team. Every once in a while — just often enough to keep you coming back for more, really — they do something great: hit a walk-off home run, finally give Leonardo DiCaprio his due. Then they name Alejandro González Iñárritu......
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A Comparatively Nuanced Faith-Based Drama, Risen Still Preaches to the Choir

The centerpiece of Hail, Caesar!’s mid-century Hollywood satire is the eponymous film-within-a-film itself, an overwrought biblical epic in which a skeptical Roman centurion played by George Clooney has a literal come-to-Jesus moment. Risen, whose plot can be described in exactly the same way, never inspires one of its own. Co-writer/director......
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The Laemmle in Santa Monica Returns With More Screens, Beer

Nearly two years after closing for renovations, Laemmle’s Monica 4-Plex has returned, like so many other Los Angeles institutions, with a facelift and a new name. Now the Monica Film Center, the art-house chain’s six-screen theater sits poised to lure tourists and locals alike from the nearby Third Street Promenade......
Not pictured: Robert De Niro's two Academy Awards; Credit: Courtesy of Lionsgate

I Laughed at Dirty Grandpa, AMA

Call it a dissenting opinion if you must, but Dirty Grandpa has sporadic moments of hilarity: the spontaneous “USA! USA!” chant that erupts after an out-of-his-mind Zac Efron announces to spring breakers that he’s just unknowingly smoked crack, or Aubrey Plaza commanding as foreplay that Robert De Niro, as the......
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A Culver City Storefront Has the World in DVDs

During a job interview last April, Darrell Hodges was asked a familiar canned question: “If you could do anything right now, what would you be doing?” Hodges’ answer was as swift as it was unexpected: “I’d be running a store that sells import Blu-rays.” The position he was applying for......
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L.A. is About to Get a New Breed of Experimental Film

Acropolis Cinema doesn’t have an address, but it does have a plan. The roving screening series, which launches tonight with the Los Angeles premiere of Raya Martin and Mark Peranson's La última película at the Los Feliz 3, is the brainchild of local film critic Jordan Cronk. Since all that's......
Kristen Stewart in Clouds of Sils Maria; Credit: Courtesy of IFC Films

Actors and Films That Should Get Oscar Nods — But Probably Won't

To care about the Oscars is to be continually disappointed. Low-key films unexpectedly attain presumed-frontrunner status by sweeping the critics’ awards, only to fall victim to last-minute surges by unworthy usurpers; sentimental favorites get nominated time and again so that out-of-nowhere upstarts can dash their dreams. Why we keep allowing......