April Wolfe, Michael Nordine, Gwynedd Stuart

Now that the white-conservative-male-id-made-flesh has been elected president, many us left-coast liberal crybabies are dreading heading home for the holidays and facing family members who've spent the past several months insisting that having a private email server is worse than bragging about sexually assaulting women. Basically, get ready for a......

 The horror genre is rife with movies set in small towns, from Gatlin, Nebraska, in Children of the Corn to nowhere Central Texas in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. (The midwest is particularly popular, perhaps because the region is a prolific producer of psychos; see: Ed Gein, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy.) Alas, a......