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GoodGuide: "The Ph.D. in Your Pocket"

When it comes to shopping, you want to make the right choices. You want to buy things that don't cause pain for others or excessively rape the environment. You want Michael Pollan's great bald dome to beam down on you from on high, nodding approvingly as you coast from website......
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Westlake Bar Report: Monty

The Place: Monty, 1222 W. 7th Street, Los Angeles. The Hours: 8 p.m. - 2 a.m. The Digs: When we heard that Rio Hackford's new Westlake spot Monty was "hot" back in July, we assumed that meant it had swung open its doors, that when we arrived, mugs shimmering in......
A sample submission.; Credit: Maynards Canada

Maynards Canada Wants Your Face (on a Candy)

If JibJab isn't cutting it for holiday laughs (if you somehow aren't aware, you can transform you, your spouse, your baby, and your Pomeranian into a crew of shufflin', shades-wearing elves), try to go edible. Enter yourself, a pal, family member, or partner in a new contest promoted by candy......
Onion.; Credit: dennoir/flickr

Top 5 Cooking and Entertaining Tasks Best Left to Your Robot

On Wednesday, The San Francisco Chronicle published an article about Willow Garage, a Menlo Park research lab working to build robots to handle a wide range of domestic responsibilities. Known as PR2s, these buzzing butlers will operate on an open system, allowing, much as Apple did with app-builders for its......
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PETA's Latest Pairing: Porn and Animal Cruelty

PETA has never shirked from showing human skin in the name of saving the hides of beasts both wild and domesticated. Yet the organization's latest publicity scheme takes mere nudity one step further -- past second base, 'round third, and all the way home. PETA's newest online venture won't just......
Sushi at last year's event.; Credit: fotonomous

The L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center's Simply diVine!: Wine + Food + Auction

With V.I.P. tickets selling for $500 apiece and regular old general admission tickets going for $150, attending this coming Saturday's 6th Annual L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center benefit Simply diVine! can't be the most cost-effective way of showing support for the queer community. It'll be tasty though. Curated by Susan......
Roast turkey leg; Credit: Flickr/Kevin H.

Top 5 Fast Food Concepts That Don't Exist But Should

The first fast food we knew as a kid came not from golden arches or a king of burgers, but from an outpost of a regional chain selling fat, sprout-laden deli sandwiches on wheat bread. The Fresher Cooker, it was called, and whenever our healthy-eating parents had to work late,......
Your appetizer at this weekend's Gourmet Music Carnival.; Credit: Slammin' Sliders

Gourmet Music Carnival: Trinkets + Tunes + (Food) Trucks

Flea market impresario Phillip Dane has re-imagined the modern urban flea market. At least that's what's supposed to be happening at the oddly-named Gourmet Music Carnival set to take place at the Los Angeles Historic State Park on Sunday, August 21st. We're not exactly sure how this motley mélange of......
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Raw Milk Rover: The Revolution Will Be Animated

Whether you think the recent raids on raw milk pushers Rawesome Foods and Healthy Family Farms were noble, absurd, callous or simply a by-product of the government's conspiracy to force-feed chemicals to citizens, you will agree that this cartoon is stupid. Then again, with all the drama over a little......
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Top 5 Bizarre Beer Labels

When it comes to craft beer, the labels are more predictable than what sloshes within the bottles. Battered helmets, grinning skulls, and thorny monikers straight out of Arthurian legend are common, as are pastoral scenes featuring serene woodland beasts. Mind-bending IPAs meet their match in splotchy Ralph Steadman script. Nothing......